Showing posts with label Comedy. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Comedy. Show all posts

Sunday, June 19, 2011

Player Haters Ball



“That man right there I’d hate to fight, she wears underwear with dickholes in them.”

Friday, April 8, 2011

Literary Notation of the Year: How to Live w/ a Huge Penis (LMAO)


Ok so I know what you are thinking...this is a joke right? LMAO! Well.....HELL NO! LOL Just google it or look it up online

According to BetterWorldBooks:
How to Live with a Huge Penis Description
Is Bigger Really Better? Here at last is the first self-help book for men with Oversized Male Genitalia (OMG), a genetic birth defect that grows the penis to absurd proportions. Every year, thousands of men are diagnosed with OMG. Sadly, most are banished to the fringes of society, victims of their own freakish length and girth. "How to Live with a Huge Penis "brings them an inspiring message of tolerance and hope--along with helpful information on
  • Unzipping: Coming Out to Your Friends and Family
  • Sharing Your Pain: Sexual Intercourse with a Huge Penis
  • Big Blessings: Unexpected Advantages of a Huge Penis
  • and much, much more
Complete with prayers, poetry, a daily affirmations journal, and thoughtful quotations from leading self-help experts, How to Live with a Huge Penis will inspire men of all shapes and sizes.

Thursday, February 3, 2011

Best Divorce Letter Ever!...LMAO



So I recently came across this on my homegirl's blog and just had to post it on mine too because it's funny as hell so here goes...its a cold world! LOL
Dear Wife,
I’m writing you this letter to tell you that I’m leaving you forever. I've been a good man to you for 7 years & I have nothing to show for it.
These last 2 weeks have been hell.
Your boss called to tell me that you quit your job today & that was the last straw. Last week, you came home & didn't even notice I had a new haircut, had cooked your favorite meal & even wore a brand new pair of silk boxers. You ate in 2 minutes, & went straight to sleep after watching all of your soaps. You don’t tell me you love me anymore; you don’t want sex or anything that connects us as husband & wife. Either you’re cheating on me or you don’t love me anymore; whatever the case, I’m gone.

Thursday, November 18, 2010

Dumb Out Season: 2 Kids Wilding Out Video Game Controllers #LMAO



I ain't even gonna lie though, back in the days coming up me and my mans used to get into mad scuffles over these joints...especially when someone was losing and getting clowned at the same time LOL!

...I remember this one time when I beat my nephew so bad at NBA Live, the lil homie started crying LMAO!

Monday, November 8, 2010

Friday, November 5, 2010

LMAO: Charlie Murphy Getting Boo'd Off Stage...



Man look at this sucka! Yo not for nothing but son is whack anyway...He came to Orlando a couple yrs back before the Improv moved to I-Drive and me & my mans had to dip on that ish because he was so whack.

Go w/ Lil Duval or De-ray..it's a better look!

Tuesday, October 5, 2010

Wednesday, September 29, 2010

Eddie Griffin @ The Orlando Improv


The Orlando Improv presents: Eddie Griffin

Showtimes starting @:

Thursday - 9/30/2010                      Friday - 10/1/2010
    8:00 PM or 10:30 PM                           8:00 PM  or 10:30 PM     

Seats will be $32 at the door or to purchase tickets online please go to TheImprovOrlando.com
**Dinner will also be available during both shows**

Location: 9101 International Drive - Suite 2310 - Pointe Orlando | 407-480-5233


Special Engagement (no coupons or passes will be accepted)

Thursday, July 15, 2010

Prank Call: Indian Wife Catches Her Husband Creepin Live Over The Radio!


Wow! This is gotta be the funniest prank call gone wrong that I've heard in a long time. You gotta love it....

Sunday, June 27, 2010

Now presenting the Original Queen of Comedy: "Sommore"




The TRUTH! I had the opportunity to see her in Orlando @ the Improv Comedy Club and hands down it was the funniest comedy event I've ever seen or heard in my life.