Blowing Money Fast: How to Blow $172,000 in a Las Vegas Nightclub

Probably a fake, but here is Lebron’s supposed $172,000 bill at a Las Vegas nightclub

This is probably fake as can be, but this is what Brobible says Lebron James spent at a Las Vegas nightclub some time ago. It definitely wasn’t that recent as he’s been in playoff mode, so this must have been earlier this year or last fall or summer. But one thing’s for sure, them prices are not surprising at all.

And that’s not even including the tip. Does the 20 percent rule still apply here? Damn.

Ahh, the baller life. Either way, this is just rumors and just for entertainment. That is of course Lebron confirms this to be authentic, which he won’t

#LameAlert - New Company Promises to Gives Guys a Pretend Facebook Girlfriend!

You gotta be kidding me right? LMAO! I wonder how many clowns would really be interested in signing up for this kid sh!t.........

The new service allows users to create the perfect girlfriend who will write on your Facebook wall and otherwise make her ghostly presence known through social media. 

Cloud Girlfriend has yet to officially launch, but the site is already generating overwhelming interest, advising visitors to “register early to get in line.” 

According to the site, signing up is easy as:
“Step 1: Define your perfect girlfriend. Step 2: We bring her into existence. Step 3: Connect and interact with her publicly on your favorite social network. Step 4: Enjoy a public long distance relationship with your perfect girl.” 

Random Fact...

Really? Note 2 self for the next time I go out......

Banks Considering Capping Debit Card Spending At $50

Man look at this, the nerve of these bastards...but then again I guess in hindsight its not really going to effect people in the lower class and who are in the hood anyway because of the use payday lending services (which are scams) and hardly ever have access to credit cards but still man god damn! So I guess that just  means that we are all have to going to get better at withdrawing our money from the banks to avoid those ATM fees or start budgeting for cash withdraws a little more often when making purchases but nonetheless, statistics show that the more money you have one hand the more you are going to spend anyway so in the end I think we are all stuck. Its a SETUP!

Guess who wants you to start using your credit cards more? Reports CNN:

JPMorgan Chase, one of the nation’s largest banks, is considering capping debit card transactions at either $50 or $100, according to a source with knowledge of the proposal. Why? Because of a tricky thing called interchange fees. Right now, every time you swipe your debit card, your bank charges the retailer an average fee of 44 cents, which it shares with its partners. Those little fees, however, add up to about $16 billion per year, according to 2009 data from the Federal Reserve.

If the changes go into effect customers are expected to withdraw more cash from ATM’s and use credit cards more often.

via LF

Top 10 Things People Fear Most...

Either I'm dramatic as hell or whoever came up w/ this list must be basic as hell because the ish that I fear is a little bit more down to earth than any of this...like being broke, going bald, or getting a chipped tooth LMAO! But then again in a generic sense I guess this list does make a little bit of sense though....

According to TotallyTop10

1. Snakes

It is probably a good rule of thumb to follow: if it scares Indiana Jones, it scares me. And so, like Dr. Jones, we find ourselves terrified of the reptiles we perceive to be slimy and sinister. In reality, most snakes are neither, but since one talked Eve into taking a bite of that damn apple, snakes have gotten a bad rep. It’s difficult to overcome Biblical prejudice and Harrison Ford.

2. Public Speaking

Most of us are self conscious enough when we leave the house, often perceiving that people are watching us, judging us for a fashion faux pas or some extra holiday weight around the middle. So imagine the tension if all eyes really are on you? This popular fear leads to an equally popular bit of advice: just imagine your whole audience is naked.

WTF: Halloween Candy May Cause Obesity...Really? Cmonson....

     WTF? So tell me why I heard today that some communities and principalities are considering foregoing Trick or Treating this year because of argumentable evidence currently being made available indicating that the holiday may produce causes that lead to obesity? So now after the past 50 or 60 yrs in 2010 we decide that Trick or Treating, which is one day of the yr (or actually a month or so if you consider the amount of time it'll actually talk for all of the candy to be adsorbed) is found to be a cause of one of the cause of obesity? LMAO. Man these healthcare providers and officials from the Food and Drug Administration need to stop that ish and let these kids go hard. After all thats what kids do right? Man these kids probably don't even know what real candy is nowadays like the candy I ate growing up. So not a single piece of candy that was purchased/produced in the 80's caused obesity but now in 2010 it does? Sounds to me like a cop-out! Now I could agree w/ the argument of a shift in lifestyle changes...from the lack of activity/physical education nowadays maybe because of video games, changes in the educational system, or the growing popularity of utilizing computers but Halloween? #Cmonson that's a kids holiday! Halloween is and always has been a sugar rush for everybody...so leave these little kids alone man!

Courtesy of Avant News:

Boulder, October 28, 2008 -- A seven-year dietary and fitness study released today reaches the disturbing conclusion that Halloween candy, long a staple of American holiday witches, goblins, vampires and presidents of all ages, may be a contributing factor in obesity.

BP Poll: I Guess No One is Attending Church the Way they Used to....

I guess I'ma kinda surprised by these numbers but then again I'ma really not but I wonder what my moms would think...to most people although as much as they try to stress it, Jesus or religion to them is a relative term which means it's only valuable when its convenient otherwise the rejoicing of such is a secondary factor...

According to News One:

We at NewsOne are collaborating with Black Planet to conduct poll questions three days a week. Our poll question for this past weekend focuses on the main institution in our community – our churches.

“How often do you attend church?”

Below are the poll results...

• Daily 3%
• Weekly 33%
• Monthly 13%
• Rarely or never 51%
• Total Responses: 2,299

Oh Word: Proposition 19? Nah right....

     Unknown to me, but apparently there has been a California voter initiative introduced that would legalize the possession and sale of marijuana and will be voted on during the November 2 ballots next week. And if approved by voters, this will enable California to legalize various marijuana-related activities, allow local governments to regulate these activities, and permit local governments to impose and collect marijuana-related fees and taxes...which would substantially deny local and state officials the ability to authorize various criminal and civil penalties. Word??? LMAO yo this recession is real and got everybody trying anything to get the paper, even the state..DAMN!

     Nonetheless, all that means is that every state surrounding California are about to get crazy fat. That's my word..I betchu if Cali legalizes this then all of the "smart" police officers will be trying to relocate to all of the Californian border states to go and get that cake. I mean if you think about it, legalize weed in Cali...now everyone is going to begin looking at it as a hub/entry point to at least get things in but because naturally you can't keep everything there and everyone is gonna be rushing in and trying to flee back home with the work anyway.... but the bottom line is they still gotta go through Neveda, Arizona, Oregon so if those states where smart all they'll need to do is built up their police forces to tackle trafficking around the border and take all the work they can confiscate and take it right back and sell it in the streets of Cali to create a money tunnel....at least that what I would do! That's why i could never be a police officer because I'll be the nastiest and grimiest pig you would ever see! Jesus weep!

Resources: man just look anywhere on the internet

#grimey

PSA: Black People Are 8 Times More Likely To Get HIV Than White People

WOW...ish is real kid!

ATLANTA — Health officials estimate that 1 in 22 black Americans will be diagnosed with the AIDS virus in their lifetime – more than twice the risk for Hispanics and eight times that of whites.

The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention reported the numbers Thursday. The report says the lifetime risk is 1 in 52 for Hispanics, and 1 in 170 for whites.

Asian-Americans had the lowest lifetime risk, at about 1 in 222.

The data is not considered surprising. Earlier research has shown blacks, especially, have a high risk of HIV infection.

The estimates are based on 2007 death certificates, population figures and HIV surveillance data from 37 states and Puerto Rico. They update similar calculations reported two years ago.

Oh Really??: A Racial Slur Database

     Whoa!!! I don't know how I ran into this but apparently there is this guy on Twitter @RacistTom who just blasts racist comments all day and even has published or makes reference to a Racial Slur Database located here which essentially outlines an exhaustive listings of racial slurs, which ethic origin each represents and/or the applicable race, and the reason /rationale for the use of the slur. And...apparently there a whole lot more insults about us that even I knew like "eraser head" which is for black people described as because of their Afros looking like school chalkboard erasers or for Arabs, "hucka-lucka" - which is described as being derived from the sound of them speaking.

     Even more so I took a screen shot of some of the latest entries from the kids twitter page...and the homey ain't f#cking around either (LMAO) He's even up on his current events too and the BET Awards too....

#tragedy

LMAO: So Thats why you wanted to stay home alone huh???

(LOL) The young homie thought his friends were going to be checking out for a while...until they turned around and made a u-turn on his ass and caught him jerking off.

Watching this video and cracking up laughing starts to bring back alot of memories! Especially when I caught my roommate when I was in the military jerking off once. We were stationed in Hawaii, here it is the 1st day this n!gga was moving in the barracks so I figured I would try to help the homie get acquainted and told him can watch my TV, jump on my PS2, and I even let him know I had a porno in the VCR if thats how he got down (not thinking thats how he got down literally) so I jets from the crib, came back, only to find this n!gga jumping up from the couch and darting towards the window seal like he was looking out of the balcony or something(lol). Pants damn near down to his ankles, drawers halfway hanging down his ass,the smell of butt crack and booty juice everywhere, lotion on the floor, with a blue screen on the TV from where he's done stopped the VCR! (lol) Yo I almost fell out laughing clowning this n1gga...told him to go and buy a case of air freshener and bounced! It was his 1st day so I tried to have some sympathy and not murder the homey like that (lol)

The look on this n!ggas face - PRICELESS

Church Scandal: Bishop Eddie Long Accused Of Sexual Coercion

Here we go again... Man look at this sucka! Since when has sucking dick and jerking off gotten anyone into heaven? Especially with a boy, being a grown ass man...and furthermore being a paster at that! However before I jump to to many conclusions...it is a recession and everyone is looking for a come-up so who knows what these punks are up to because I did some research myself and found out according to the AJC (Atlanta Journal Constitution) that the sex acts occurred while the men (victims) were between the ages of 16 and 20, the suit alleges, which means to me that even at either 16 or 60 both of them #1 are black! (which the whole world knows we don't get down like that) and #2 were old enough to shake their nuts and to know what it means so if you ask me they were probably a bunch of young fags who have now came of age and have tried to masculate themselves and now they wanna get paid for it....

Courtesy of YBF:

Anthony Flagg, a 21-year-old church member, claims in this recent lawsuit that Bishop Eddie Long used his spiritual authority to coerce him into partaking in sexual acts. According to CNN:

The suits, filed Tuesday in DeKalb County, Georgia, allege that Long used his position as a spiritual authority and bishop to coerce young male members and employees of his New Birth Missionary Baptist Church into sex.

Word??: Teenager weighing 490lbs killed in house blaze because firefighters couldn't lift her

So aight, I'm confused..... never mind forget it.RIP

via thisis50.com

A grossly obese teenager died in a house fire because she was too heavy for firefighters to rescue.
Jamaya Herron, 18, who tipped the scales at more than 35 stone, collapsed after being overcome by smoke at her parents' home in the Chicago suburb of Rockford.

Emergency workers rescued two other children from the house but they struggled to lift Jamaya on time.
By the time they got her out of the property, the teenager was pronounced dead.
A post mortem later showed she had suffocated.

Two firefighters were treated in hospital for back injuries sustained trying to save Jamaya, officials said.
'They gave a 110 per cent, did their best and sometimes we're not able to save everyone but we were able to get two individuals out of that structure alive,' said Fire Chief Derek Bergsten.
Investigators believe a candle that had been knocked over started the fire.
Herron was living at the house, which had no running water or power, with her parents, Joseph and Delores Herron, as well as Joequavian Blankenship, 11, and Javarus Blankenship, 10.

How to Come up in a Recession #134: Sign up for Student Loans!

     Its amazing! I just got of the phone with my girl, who's a psychology major at a local community college, and she just starting talking to me about noticing how much more packed college classes are now opposed to 1 yr ago...which then led me to think about this older woman I work with who's 52, a single parent of one, and who's currently finishing up her bachelors program with UOP (University of Phoenix) and over hearing her one day talking about how from her bachelors program she's going to jump straight into a masters program and then dive right back in for her doctorate, to say the least, just to avoid paying back her student loans.

     Now at the time, my thought was "listen to this goofy ass ole lady and her washed up antics", and of coarse the fact that her daughter is almost 18 and the reality is beginning to set in that she wont be able to live off of her daughters child support anymore; none the less, I just began to witness how the cultural landscape of higher education right before my eyes was beginning to shift from excellence and professionalism in order to thrive in corporate america to a come up and supplemental income scheme. Essentially, people just staying in school just to use student loans to finance a way of living or people continuing education just to avoid the everyday realities of life - that's like staying employed w/ the cable company just to get free a cable (LOL).

10 Ways How to Spoil a Hood Rat

Just happened to start having this ill conversation w/ the big homey about doing for women and when to spoil em and when not to (LOL)...and like you can probably already begin to imagine the more it went on the funnier the convo became. Check the pedigree:

1. Run your fingers through her stretch marks at night time!

2. Help pay for a tattoo to cover her bullet wound..

3. Use her house to host gang meetings

4. Skeet on her stomach and not in the condom

5. Call her after your main girl goes to sleep so she'll think she's the one your always thinking of at night.

6. Take her to Red Lobster

7. Let her bag up your work....

8. Take her to a Plies concert

9. Run her bubblebath with the good dishwashing liquid

10. Put some new furniture in her place to make the rest of the projects jealous