(619):
Just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
(718):
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
(612):
We're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
(832):
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
(661):
It's weird, I feel like I won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero.
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