Saturday, April 9, 2011

Lil Kim Black Friday Mixtape Sales Receipt (LOL)


Damn.....don't be mad, UPS is hiring! LOL

**And it is a good attempt at Photo-shopping a Dollar Tree sales receipt except the fact that whoever did it forgot to change the date, but I think you get the subliminal**

Friday, April 8, 2011

Exclusive: Sade feat. Jay-Z – The Moon And The Sky (Remix)


Sade commissioned this Hov remix for her forthcoming greatest hits compilation, The Ultimate Collection

The Bathroom & Toilet Paper Files



You can do iiiit! (cartoon voice)

Ghandi's 7 Dangers to Human Virtue

Controversial Interview: Wendy Williams & World Interview 2004 (Speaks on Homosexuality, Secret Society, and Masons in Hip Hop)



The original post was done on my blog a few years ago by my former business partner and continues to garner a ton of comments. With the Mr. Cee tranny controversy in full swing, it is a fitting interview to re-post. This is the pre-DWTS Wendy Williams of NYC radio frame and her interviews were probably the most controversial stuff ever to hot the airwaves.

This interview is of Damion ‘World’Hardy, Lil Kim’s ex and according to the Daily News was a reputed gang kingpin and his “Cash Money Brothers” crew allegedly dealt cocaine in Bedford-Stuyvesant’s Lafayette Gardens and murdered five people over the past decade, prosecutors charged.

Literary Notation of the Year: How to Live w/ a Huge Penis (LMAO)


Ok so I know what you are thinking...this is a joke right? LMAO! Well.....HELL NO! LOL Just google it or look it up online

According to BetterWorldBooks:
How to Live with a Huge Penis Description
Is Bigger Really Better? Here at last is the first self-help book for men with Oversized Male Genitalia (OMG), a genetic birth defect that grows the penis to absurd proportions. Every year, thousands of men are diagnosed with OMG. Sadly, most are banished to the fringes of society, victims of their own freakish length and girth. "How to Live with a Huge Penis "brings them an inspiring message of tolerance and hope--along with helpful information on
  • Unzipping: Coming Out to Your Friends and Family
  • Sharing Your Pain: Sexual Intercourse with a Huge Penis
  • Big Blessings: Unexpected Advantages of a Huge Penis
  • and much, much more
Complete with prayers, poetry, a daily affirmations journal, and thoughtful quotations from leading self-help experts, How to Live with a Huge Penis will inspire men of all shapes and sizes.

Quote of the Day...

Wednesday, April 6, 2011

@Yelawolf – Toca Tuesdays Freestyle #GetFamiliar

LMAO: Conversation of the Week


Well I guess he does kind of have a point......

The Truth About #IfGovernmentShutsDown



Man this $hit is absurd! While all these politicians acting like they are in the WWF, meanwhile they are inherently playing with the qualities of people lives man and focusing on politics rather than policy. #RBG
The White House and U.S. Congress have until Friday to agree to a federal spending-cut bill or face a partial shutdown of the U.S. government the next day.The federal work force numbers are around 4.4 million, including members of the U.S. military. It has been 15 years since the last government shutdown over spending disagreements.
Here are some facts about what could happen:
  • All national parks along with national museums and monuments would be closed
  • Federal activities with separate sources of money like user fees, or funds authorized on a multi-year or permanent basis, would escape a shutdown

The FBI’s Files on Biggie’s Murder


The FBI has made available to the public hundreds of pages of investigative notes and documents related to the murder of Biggie on March 9, 1997. The docs include incredibly detailed notes on the events that led up to the murder, the shooting itself and the investigation that followed. One bit of information that was previously unknown to the public is the fact that Big was killed with a German Gecko 9mm pistol, a weapon not commonly seen on the streets of the U.S., and some considerably rare ammunition. It will probably take weeks to dig through all of this stuff, but the Smoking Gun points out another interesting tidbit, the personal items Big was carrying at the time of his murder: a bag of weed, an asthma inhaler and 3 Magnum condoms.

View the FBI documents here.


Monday, April 4, 2011

#AintThataBitch



LMAO.....

So Once Upon a Time....(pt2)


So one day when I was on the way home from work a girlfriend of mine invited me to her house and told me to head over there but she may be an hour or so late so in the meantime to stop by her sisters and grab the house key so I could get in. So after stopping by Stake and Shake and grabbing a smoked turkey sandwich, I headed over to her sisters house to grab the key. When I got there, as any normal person would, I knocked on the door to grab my girlfriends extra house key only to find her sister alone in the house trying on the lingerie she had just bought eating ice cream and parlaying on a glass of wine. So after asking me if I wanted anything to drink and trying to make 5 minutes of conversation before I left she came up to me and whispered in my ear "I have feelings for you and I'm ready and willing to have sex if you are so are you just gonna stand there or are you gonna do something about it?" So without saying anything further, I immediately turned around and walked to the front door to go to my car. And what do you know....I found my girlfriend standing there, she hugged me and said: "You've won my trust".......

Moral of the story: always keep your condoms in the car! The end.....

Sunday, April 3, 2011

Eye Candy: Emmaly Lugo


Emmaly Lugo hails from the 305. You may have seen her in music videos by Jae Millz featuring Chris Brown “Green Goblin”, Rick Ross featuring Gucci Man “Mc Hammer”, DJ Khalid “Holla at Me Baby”, and Brisco featuring Lil Wayne “On the Wall”

Emmaly Lugo on all fours in a purple bikiniEmmaly Lugo standing in black legginsEmmaly Lugo topless with hair drapped over her chestEmmaly Lugo sitted booty shotEmmaly Lugo standing in silver lingerieEmmaly Lugo standing booty shot

The US Foreign Policy Agreement....


Basically...

Video: The Loliondo Wonder pt 1



I actually seen this video a couple of days ago and I gotta admit its kinda hard to make anything of it earlier way, but if the people of Tanzania believe in it and believe they are being healed then so be it. The way I see it...any blessing no matter how it comes, to me is a blessing!

The concoction served up by retired Lutheran priest, 76 year old Ambilikile Mwasapile could be one of two things; either the most anticipated medicine ever, curing all ailments, or the center piece of the biggest scam to have hit neighboring Tanzania.

-blessings