9 Deadly Words used by Women

9 Deadly Words used by a Women Woman. These sound like they should be a trivia question on Family Feud or something....

Hope For Hoes: 5 Reasons Men Turn Hoes Into Housewives

So making my morning rounds I recently skimmed through this blog post from Blogxilla who is trying to uncover a couple of reasons why some men try to turn hoes into housewives.....and although I have my own suspicions which he scribed a little more candidly than I probably would I'd say he just about covered it all, peep the manuscript.....

The other day I got a facebook chat from a former “Cinderella“, who told me that she was getting married, and she was wondering why a man would turn a “hoe” into a housewife. She explained to me, while she is not calling herself a hoe, she can see how the world might see her as a bit loose. She’s sexually liberated, and hell since men are so eager to give away the peen, she developed a strong appetite for the wood. She even enjoys women which was one of the reasons I needed her in my life. She believes sex feels too good to pass up all of the easy goodness. She always uses protection.

The Gift/Curse of Physical Perception....

If there's any one thing that I've learned about people over the last couple of years, it's that perception is everything. If you look like a dirt-bag, then the world is going to deal you a dirt-bags hand until you show it something different or make an impact thats going to change your perception. If a person seems to have a lot of muscles, then the world is going to think they are a little stronger until it discovers how weak they really are. So sometimes I often wonder how many people truly understand the value of perceptions or at best over stand them and use perceptions to their advantage...case in point, the person that blew my mind this past weekend the lovely miss Janelle Monae!

Sexual Intellectual Fact: The Importance Of Grabbing Her Hair

Sexual Intellectuals know the importance of grabbing her hair when she goes down so you can watch her every move. Tell me I'm lying....

Source: Blogxilla

How to Understand Women: Lesson #17 (9 Deadly Words Used by Women)

Yeah but it's because ya'll (women) are some evil and emotional ass overtly complicated creatures....in my experiences this list doesn't even apply to good hearted secure shorties who ain't out here tripping over lil things but then again most people are prone to change so much over time so who in the hell really knows what you'll eventually get over a period of time so I guess it is what it is. And I can't front I've done got bodied before by some chick getting caught up in one of these whack ass situations LOL but either way nonetheless being a dude the way I see it theres really 2 ways for us to play this: 1) is either to get hip to the game and learn to communicate with women in chic code to appease, manage, and mitigate their/your interactions or 2) just keep doing you until she figures out just like you've got her to figure out, she's got just as much to figure out about you!..and thats the part that I find most women struggle with! Moral to the story: Get ya mind right!

Oh and by the way the correct spelling is the title is "woman" #imjustsaying

What Women Need to Know to get the Love of a Man!

Hate it or Love it but she kinda does have a point though...if women could only put their pride to the side and twist on their thinking caps!

Breakup Lines Examined....

#Guilty

The Ultimate Blowjob Explained....

One of my homeboy's published this blog a couple of days ago which I guess I'm just now getting around to about the "super powers" of one of his ex-shorties that I'm willing to co-sign all day! If a shorties head game is right, it can make you forget about all of your other plans for the rest of day #salute

Ok so now check the pedigree....

I just read a ‘How To’ guide about giving a blowjob on the Literotica website and was somewhat disappointed in the advice given. I guess everyone has their own style, but the one I read just didn’t strike a chord with me.

So … how does one give an incredible blowjob. This is how Crystal did it.

Top 10: Female Sex Fantasies

According to AM if you think women don’t sit around fantasizing about very naughty things, think again. Women are experts when it comes to dreaming up the sauciest of fantasies, and they don’t bother limiting themselves to the traditional. The top 10 female sex fantasies covers everything from fetishes to threesomes, and you may be surprised to know that many women want to do more than just fantasize. Some women spend just as much time hoping their men will help put their female sex fantasies into practice. Sound interesting? Read on: We'll give you the inside scoop on the top 10 female sex fantasies, and what she’s really daydreaming about when you least expect it.

...may take - all of this makes sense so long as she's not a square broad. Personally this list ain't ish compared to some of the things I seen some women in the past put in motion but its a cool lil start though.

No.10 Domination (her dominating you)
Women love a big strong man who can sweep them off their feet and carry them into the sunset — but you may be surprised to learn that one of the top female sex fantasies is to have that same big strong man begging for sexual release in the bedroom. The entire scenario revolves around you worshipping her body and begging for her attention. Why? She gets to be in control while enjoying total devotion from her man in the process. What more could she want?

Mens Fascination w/ PornStars (Explained)...

So a couple of days ago I was talking one of my girl friends and we are talking about all of the things that we wanted to do before we died and when I told her that having sex with a porn star was one of the things on my list, it seemed like she decided to scratch the original convo from things we wanted to do before we died to now bugging asking me why just about all men say the same thing: I wanna have sex with a pornstar! So ladies here is the rundown... but let me first preface this by saying - #1 no man actually really cares about having sex with a "pornstar" literally (...like you will never see anybody ever trying to save up all of their money to catch a flight to to Europe on a quest to bang a Hungarian porn star), rather its just the allure of the sexuality forged and presented and #2 if you or ya man really have any common sense then you should know that porn destroys intimacy, but intimacy is not sex...and typically, it just may be the thought of sex that gets a man aroused in a situation not intimacy so if neither of you can really understand the difference between the two then maybe both of ya'll are to young to be f*cking in the first place even if you are 50 #cornball. Lets go...

#1 - Confidence - Now I don't know how many times I've seen or been with a girl and they are itching to cover up their bodies afterwards, in between or during sex as if I haven't done seen it all already or even worse every time you are about to knock boots with them they are asking you to turn the lights off. #1 thats unattractive and #2 most real n!ggas rather keep the lights on anyway just so we can see all of that ish. So the point is you have to be able to be good in ya own skin! If seeing your man looking at you, look at yourself in the mirror doesn't produce the confidence for you to be able to seduce him right then, right there on the spot then you are still in the pee wee leagues and ain't even made it to pop warner yet LOL. Fat, skinny, big eyed, or big tittied most porn-stars are good with that and it projects through the screen so thats the allure....

Around the Way Girls...

Now that I think about it, I honestly don't think that back in early 90's LL Cool J couldn't have said it better: "I Need an Around the Way Girl." After talking with one of my homegirls a couple of nights ago for hrs. it seems like all too often caring for some woman now has somehow turned into or became a complicated math problem like a² x (ab)³ = y rather than a natural collaboration of souls.

And not to get all philosophically in depth but as people, a spiritually conscious people at that, we have all been nurtured with a particular sense that there ultimately is no escaping the one true internal struggle that we all face, just as the one cultivated in biblical times, which is the battle between good and evil, and ultimately the eternal passage into heaven or hell - so for the women who are now seemingly attempting to define their "love" as been more complicated than that.....then honestly I think ya'll can stay up because I highly doubt that anybody even cares how your "love is 300 light yrs from the moon" (lol) and furthermore even thinking wearing ya little hair wraps are going to inspire more of a sense of substance then ya spiritual essence does is a joke and ain't gonna necessarily get ya soul kissed by an angel either like the way some people may think it will so quite frankly maybe some of  ya'll need to come up off that and just relax and take notice.

And as I told my girl last night, my thought is, if my pursuit of anyone turns out to be more complicated and more multi-dimensional then my struggle to try to have a better relationship w/ God then honesty you can hold that thought too, life is to short - I don't need that love. Nobody needs that love. What ever happened to just plain ole around the way girls? Peace!


Shout out to my girl Akeeba who inspired this post!

101 Ways to Tell if she is a Psycho Chic

Just happened to see this ill pic and it made me think of 101 Ways to Tell if she is a Psycho chic....

Actual facts....

• "I hope you go out there and f#ck with a girl who's got aids"
• "If you don't come outside right now I'm going to key your car"
• "Ah man you just to know if I really wanted to get a n!gga I'll just poison his food...and then just be like GOODNIGHT"
• "Thats what I want you to do, I want you to put your hands on me so I can call the cops so you can get a tatste of what you put me through"
• "You are a $2 n!gga"
• If you were pregnant do you think I would want to be with you anyway "I ain't worried because I'ma just hit you where it hurts...in them pockets n!gga...you ain't gotta do nothing but cut that check!"
• "Sometimes I just wish I could smash your teeth in and break your face"
• "...not if I crack you upside the face w/ this bottle"
• "you are not going to Vegas without me if you are going to be w/ me"
• "why are you in the bathroom singing love songs if you haven't tried to f#ck me in 3 days?"
• "You can have and go be with that basic b!tch"
• "I don't want to work....all I wanna do is spend money and look fly all day"
• Could you imagine being in solitary confinement for 30days? "I couldn't take it, I would just bang my head against the wall until I bleed to death"

And I could go on and on....LMAO

#truestory

What Makes A Man Not Want To Claim A Woman?

A question that has been originally raised on Hello Beautifiul and BV referred to as the "Claim Game," which I suppose just seemingly strikes me that for some reason attempts always seem to be made to decompose and digest through relationships held in the public eye as if they are more valid to spark conceptual debate, in this case Ashanti and Nelly, rather than the everyday situations and struggles that counteract and often contradict the esteem and identify roles of men and women in relationships. Apparently Nelly went on air publicly denying ever being w/ her....and she charismatically agreed. Ok what's the problem?  But I started thinking about what would make me not claim someone........so here are my thoughts, all 9 of them...

#1 - Its a fake Co-Sign - It's common sense that nobody really signs up to buy a house if they haven't taken a look at it and knows what inside yet. Claiming someone essentially means "I solemnly swear to...." and typically in todays world nobody really stands behind nothing that they aren't willing to represent for. Sorry boo boo!

#2 - "The Wake up Call" - Can't explain how many times this has happened. So I'm digging a chic and everything had been going just fine, even tried to begin to find myself in the situation until I wake up one night only to find that is has been snowing in May! So now here I am @ 3am looking in this chics hair and on my pillows looking at enough dandruff to empty out 2 vacuum cleaner bags. (LOL) Some things that you see or that occur just change the game altogether! Then there was this one chic that I tried crushing on one time that f#cked my head all up one day because out of nowhere while we were all standing around in a group, this chic just start drooling...(LMOA) yo! Needless to say I scratched her off the wifey list....

Relationship Files: Is This How You Feel About Women That Lead You On?

Can I get a soul clap?

101 Signs of a Insecure Woman

Unfortunately over time I've come to realize no matter how much you try and keep it real w/ people, if they are not 100 enough within themselves 1st, then insecurities just about always set in and get the best of the way people begin handling situations and you can just about always start to see the adverse effects play out in your relationship or circumstances. Nonetheless, so in thinking back over all of the experiences I've had I came up w/ somewhat of a list of "101 Signs of a Insecure Woman." to try and....lets just say, immortalize the moments (LOL).

#37 - When a women calls your cellphone just to see if you have it on vibrate or if you have your calls forwarded to another number.

#96 - When she says that you've only sprayed on cologne to cover up the scent of being with another woman.

#71 - When she tells you that you are "living in the past" because you haven't deleted any of your yahoo contacts after you've met her.

#13 - When she tells you that if you don't add her to your Facebook then she will not feel special.

#26 - When she tells you that you are not ready for a real relationship because you mention that you'd rather sit home and relax alone for one night rather than kick it w/ her after spending the last 3wks together.

And the list goes on and on....

Moral of the story: Run!