Alright, so I'm sitting at work last night and decided to call my lil breezy to check up on her because she tried to call me a lil earlier but I was asleep so when i finally woke up and reached back out to her, to have what I thought was going to be a real quick "just to let you know I ain't forgot about you" type of conversation, but to my surprise it went left real quick and quickly turned into a stand up comedy show.....which led to the creation of "999 ways to tell when you are talking to someone and they are high."
Check the manuscript...
Q: So was good?
A: Oh I'm cool
Q: What are you doing right now?
A: Oh I'm chillin, just sitting here watching T.V
Q: Oh word, so what are you watching?
A: Oh I don't know, just some commercials and some other shit but I don't know what it is though.....
Q: You don't know what it is? (lol) So how in da hell are you watching T.V. and not know what it is? Watching commercials? That sounds stupid
A: LOL
Q: So you are watching T.V. and don't know what's on T.V huh? (lol) And why you laughing anyway?
A: (lol) I'm just saying I started laughing because it felt like you were trying to check me
Q: Check you? (lol) That's how people make conversation and besides what do I need to check you for? But not knowing what you are watching on T.V. just sounds dumb as hell to me
A: (chuckling) Oh nah nah, I'm watching the Wendy Williams show
Q: Oh so now you are watching the Wendy Williams show huh?...and before it was commercials? (lol) you must be piff'd up huh?
A: LOL....I'm saying though!
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