Comedy Club + 4 Lemon Drop Martinis + 3 shots of Patron + 5 Bud Lights + 3 more shots of Patron = WASTED!
At 1:30 in the morning I find my Spanish fly spazzing because shes trying to take $20 out of a movie ticketing kiosk thinking it is a ATM - hilarious
20 minutes later throwing up all over the passenger side of my car - a f*cking problem
45 minutes later damn near butt naked asleep on the balcony in a lawn chair - epic
8 hrs later waking up and getting one of the best BJ's of my life