Saturday, August 7, 2010

Rockstar Wasted!

Comedy Club + 4 Lemon Drop Martinis + 3 shots of Patron + 5 Bud Lights + 3 more shots of Patron = WASTED!

At 1:30 in the morning I find my Spanish fly spazzing because shes trying to take $20 out of a movie ticketing kiosk thinking it is a ATM - hilarious

20 minutes later throwing up all over the passenger side of my car - a f*cking problem

45 minutes later damn near butt naked asleep on the balcony in a lawn chair - epic

8 hrs later waking up and getting one of the best BJ's of my life

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